The NYPD is on high alert for those who would dare take a slice of one of the retiring baseball stadiums in the City, reports the New York Daily News. One inventive fan has already smuggled a toilet seat out of Yankee Stadium. It is, no doubt, hanging above his mantle.First of all, why would you want to steal a toilet seat, and how does a person sneak one out of the place?
Even though I know it's wrong, and also illegal, I can understand why someone would want to steal a small piece of memorabilia from The Stadium, especially a small item that is not covered in piss. But if you're sneaking out of Yankee Stadium with a dirty toilet seat somewhere hidden on your person, you might need to seek help immediately.
Haahahahah, what the hell is wrong with people?
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to figure that out myself.
ReplyDeleteEvery time I go to the bathroom at Yankee Stadium, the FIRST thing I think of is "man, I'd love to have one of these nasty, disease ridden toilet seats crammed down my pants for a while as I sneak it out of the Stadium and into my home."
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