The NYPD is on high alert for those who would dare take a slice of one of the retiring baseball stadiums in the City, reports the New York Daily News. One inventive fan has already smuggled a toilet seat out of Yankee Stadium. It is, no doubt, hanging above his mantle.First of all, why would you want to steal a toilet seat, and how does a person sneak one out of the place?
Even though I know it's wrong, and also illegal, I can understand why someone would want to steal a small piece of memorabilia from The Stadium, especially a small item that is not covered in piss. But if you're sneaking out of Yankee Stadium with a dirty toilet seat somewhere hidden on your person, you might need to seek help immediately.
4 Comments:
Haahahahah, what the hell is wrong with people?
I'm trying to figure that out myself.
Every time I go to the bathroom at Yankee Stadium, the FIRST thing I think of is "man, I'd love to have one of these nasty, disease ridden toilet seats crammed down my pants for a while as I sneak it out of the Stadium and into my home."
hahahaha
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