Saturday, September 19, 2009

PeteAbe's Yankeeography

I'm not sure if any of you have seen this, but early this year the folks over at It is high, it is far, it is... caught put together this spoof Yankeeography for Peter Abraham. With his announcement that he's leaving LoHud to go over to the Boston Globe, I figured it would be a good time to post this.

68 Comments:

Anonymous said...

ROFL!!!

Anonymous said...

bitch.

Greg Cohen said...

Who is a bitch?

Anonymous said...

u

Greg Cohen said...

Why?

Anonymous said...

maybe.

Anonymous said...

yes.

Anonymous said...

bitch.

Anonymous said...

What now?

Greg Cohen said...

You're a strange fellow, Jack.

Billy said...

That video is classic. Simply hilarious.

The line about not being able to form sentences had me crying.

Anonymous said...

no. i think you are. your useing a guy name and you are a bitch.

Anonymous said...

ha

Greg Cohen said...

why am i stupid?

Anonymous said...

the bitch went away. too bad.

JP said...

Sox fans really need to get a life, geez.

Anonymous said...

I think Jack might be a skitz.
-not jack

Anonymous said...

of course u are.

Anonymous said...

Jack,
I offer you some serious advice, go see a SHRINK!

You have problems, big ones, were you not hugged as a child? Were you dropped on your head? Did you eat paint chips?....oh wait these are all rhetorical questions, of course that happened your a SOX bitch.

-anonymoose.

Anonymous said...

your a SOX bitch. how intresting.

Anonymous said...

alright, your a Masshole. if i need to explain that one you should go kill yourself.

Anonymous said...

kill yourself. don't do that. your sick.

JP said...

Any sox fan on any Yankee site needs to evaluate their life, clearly they are not meeting enough females.

Anonymous said...

i have A girlfriend. unlike you gayloard.

Ken said...

mASShole!

ken said...

awww look the little bitch has a little bitch to smack around awww

Anonymous said...

don't call yourself that.

JP said...

learn to spell before insulting people buddy.

Anonymous said...

u spelled bitch wrong. it's not spelled Durden.

Anonymous said...

The only reason why a sox fan would even go on a Yankee site to bad mouth is because they are afraid to say it face to face to a Yankee fan b/c they know they'd be dropped and their girl would leave them.

JP said...

my 4 year old cousin is more witty then you.

ken said...

my dead grandmother is more witty then him.

Liam Gallagher said...

Jack, you don't have a girlfriend. My parrot is smarter than you.

Anonymous said...

liam, when he said girlfriend he meant his right hand.

Jack (the only bitch that is a bitch) said...

I still suck my thumb.

Liam Gallagher said...

It is his mom right hand anon. Good try though.

ken said...

i really dont understand how sox fans have the time to find and post on yankee sites, id take my girl out before even typing the words "red sox blog" in my google box.

Jack said...

It's not a hand it's a toe nail.

Liam Gallagher said...

What ever you say Jack.

Jack said...

I fuck goats.

Anonymous said...

yes you do, the 1st step is admitting it now go jump in front of a train.

Liam Gallagher said...

Hey, I have goats. They better not be mine.

Jack said...

I do it with air.

Jack said...

Bbbbaaahh BBaaHHH

Anonymous said...

wtf is happening, did SIH just b/c a pub in boston?

Anonymous said...

wtf is greg

Jack said...

I have a .00000000000000000001 IQ

Liam Gallagher said...

Ok Jack, that explains it.

JP said...

What do Red Sox fans and sperm have in common?


One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Liam Gallagher said...

Yeah where is Greg? It seems like I haven't talked to him in years.

Liam Gallagher said...

Very true Durden.

Anonymous said...

Three baseball fans leave the stadium after a game and come across a dead, naked man with breasts lying in the middle of the street. After they call the cops, they each take off their baseball caps and place them on the dead man out of respect and to cover his private parts until the cops arrive.
The first fan places his Yankees cap over his left breast, the second places his Phillies cap on his right breast and the third fan places his Boston Red Sox cap on his pubic area.
The cops finally arrive, and the officers take statements from the fans to find out what happened. After explaining that they found his naked and covered him up with their caps, the cop went over to examine the body. He briefly lifted the Yankee cap, and quickly replaced it; then he lifted the Phillies cap, and also quickly replaced it.
However, when he lifted the Boston Red Sox cap, he stared and stared for what seemed to be two or three minutes. Finally, he let the cap drop, walked away, wrote in his notebook, then returned and lifted the Red Sox cap once again and stared for a long time.
As he was walking away the second time, the fans were curious and stopped him and asked him why he spent so much time looking at the man's genitalia, and he said, "It's the first time I've seen anything but an asshole under a Red Sox cap.

Greg Cohen said...

Holy cow, I leave for 20 minutes and all hell breaks loose.

Anonymous said...

we're trying to lighten it up with sox jokes as u can tell

Anonymous said...

uhhhhhhhh, ok.

Liam Gallagher said...

Hey Greg, whats up?

JP said...

this new xmen origins movie is pretty frackin' good.

Anonymous said...

west coast trips suck ted kennedy's balls.

Greg Cohen said...

Nothing much. What's up Liam?

Anonymous said...

That's mean to Peter, he's a great blogger and writer.

Greg Cohen said...

Anon, it's a joke. By no means am I trying to insult PeteAbe with that video. Maybe the It is high people were, but I just think it's funny. Pete's blog is one of my favorites.

Anonymous said...

haha you said Peter.

Liam Gallagher said...

Nothin much Greg. On Thursday night I had a LOT of homework and yesterday I had a game under the lights! I struck out 2 times and grounded out to first. Not a good day for me. I have a game tomorrow so I hope that I can have a good day.

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Peter Abraham said...

Petes in the hizzy! got a new job that be given me mo fizzy. fo'shizzle.

Liam Gallagher said...

Oh ya. My doctor said that i'm doing so well that I can pitch in a few weeks. (Only like an inning or two).

My mom has to do some work to do so I have to go. Hopefully i'm awake for tonights game.

Later everyone but Jack.

Greg Cohen said...

lol, yes Peter is certainly moving up the ranks with his move, and yes that should mean more money. Good for him.

Anonymous said...

69!